"Behold, I am sending you out as sheep among wolves, which is why pastors like Creflo Dollar need private jets" #FakeGoodNews #NotJesus #ThrowbackThursday from John Oliver

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Kneeling, the leper said “If you will it, you can make me clean.” Jesus replied, "Stand! Kneeling is disrespectful." #FakeGoodNews #NotJesus

He said to them, "The Son of Man is going to be betrayed into their hands. They will kill him, and after three days he will rise. Honor my life every December by putting up decorations and participating in excessive consumerism" #FakeGoodNews #NotJesus

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When Jesus came down from the mountain, large crowds followed Him. "Have you ever seen bigger crowds? No one is better at crowds that me." #FakeGoodNews #NotJesus

Peter drew his sword and cut off the man’s ear. “You missed!” Jesus cried. #FakeGoodNews #NotJesus

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Classic #FakeGoodNews #NotJesus from Kelsey Dallas x.com/kelsey_dallas/…

"Then Jesus was led up by the Spirit into the wilderness to Trump Mar-A-Lago, emerging occasionally to bumble through press conferences and sign off on parables" #FakeGoodNews #NotJesus

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Seeing the moneychangers in the temple, Jesus immediately offered them positions in his Cabinet. #FakeGoodNews #NotJesus

On the night he was betrayed, Jesus turned to his disciples and said, "They're too soft on crime." #FakeGoodNews #NotJesus

And when they came to the place that is called The Skull, there they crucified him, and the criminals, one on his right and one on his left. And Jesus said, "This is why the death penalty is so important." #FakeGoodNews #NotJesus

For those who think that saying "Happy Holidays" is ruining Christianity, yet vote for a pedophile who thinks homosexuality should be illegal and America was better during slavery, we pray to the Lord. #FakeGoodNews

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