This really is a time in my life

While #Laravel is trending. Can someone explain why it’s Model::FirstOrNew() and not Model::FirstOrMake() ?

it's a lifestyle

Should be more songs with sequels

I’ve been checking the RL drama periodically today and for the last 5 minutes I’ve been scrolling real fast in an attempt to get to the 600 view limit. Still not hitting it I don’t understand how you can use Twitter that much recreationally? Or is a view when you click on one?

It’s like someone managed to do bad taxidermy on a live fox

I don’t know why you’d do barbenheimer and not oppenbie

Dream collabs: Mr. Bill x MOODYGOOD Flume x tsuruda King Gizzard x I D L E S

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Mid winter btw #FNQ

The Spotify AI DJ voice is scarily believable

i know this whole situation is crazy, and to some might even be funny but please understand there’s real people affected by this. making fun of the situation is only going to do more damage and what that person needs is help, empathy and guidance. this is very real.

> bite tongue > tongue swells > muscle memory causes me to bite like normal > swoll tongue gets in the way > repeat

PSA to any Adelaide folk lookin to get rolled moshtix.com.au/v2/event/playf…

You win some. You lose more #sportsbet

If you’re unhappy with how social media makes you feel, yearly reminder that most of your favorite creators are obligated to be here. Paid to stay. Even those dumb meme pages. You are the product. If ur not getting the bag, run away and enjoy life.

Top 3 worst sounds: 1. Styrofoam 2. Streamers badly humming/singing to something 3. Balloons

Probably the most screen-shottable game #Cyberpunk2077