Kurt Rambis gave Magic Johnson AIDS

Farming is the hardest part of basketball

Me and Bill Walton just smoked the biggest blunt. S/O to my boi Danny Ainge for the hook up

If you shoot behind your head and get pretty gals follow me

I didn't retire because of my bad back..I just missed farming

Kevin Love showing that us that white folks can shoot and that's it

I always played best when I drove my dirt bike to the games

Enjoy the little things like swishes and rebounds

Shoot a couple jumpers and then out to the Frenchlick bar tonight

I miss doing blow before Piston games with Dennis Rodman

My back hurts

My favourite part about Winter is the shovelling

In today's age I'd be averaging 50 and a triple double

60 years ago today I was born in a bale of hay

If your hand doesn't touch the back of you neck on a jumpshot, you're doing it wrong

It's a great night to have a beer and shoot some jumpers

Flashing for the ladies

Who needs their driveway hand-paved?