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"RFK Jr is a threat to Americans' health."

The FBI literally have government agents at Facebook and they did at Jack Dorsey’s Twitter. Take a million seats Josh

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You may have heard that the Southern Poverty Law Center has targeted our organization for a hit piece. They've taken personal information about our authors and pieced together a story that is meant to "expose" our anonymous staff to their employers and the general public. We

Might frame it

Tbh, I wouldn’t cut that funding 🤣🤣

🎙️The Babylon Bee is joined by Gabe Eltaeb Big Man Comics to discuss how we are in a vibe shift and woke is dead. We also talk about the SPLC's attack on Not The Bee writers and our hilarious saga over at Bluesky. ⏩ youtu.be/mPXiBkUCm08

If you're feeling stressed out, here are a few things you can do: 1. Go outside 2. Get some sunlight 3. Raw dog the air 4. Think positive thoughts

Woke Dungeons And Dragons

If you like our The Babylon Bee sketches, go follow my good friend, our producer Jarret LeMaster. He has the range to play everyone from Satan to Jesus. (His wife told him he has to start using cutting-edge technology more, so he finally learned how to use the internet)

🎙️ The Babylon Bee Podcast talks about Hunter Biden getting a pardon and Elon Musk potentially buying Hasbro to save Dungeons & Dragons from the woke mind virus. Also, which bad movies are good, and which good movies are bad? ⏩ youtu.be/deoJ1bhxNyw

🎙️ On a very special episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, the gang takes a step back to examine their own whiteness with the help of Ibram X Kendi's The Antiracist Deck. We explore such topics as blackness, whiteness, and 7-Eleven. ▶️ youtu.be/b63lebGS1VQ

🎙️ The Bee celebrates Christmas and the end of 2024! Kyle, Travis, and Brandon take a look back at the website's content over the year, discuss the difficulty of modern gift-giving, and go over hard-hitting news topics that really matter. ▶️ youtu.be/_7csrRnBpEY

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In honor of Facebook ending its fact-checking partnerships, here are the funniest fact-checks of Babylon Bee jokes: A running 🧵:

A 6-year-old The Babylon Bee prophecy fulfilled

The Bee Reacts To Trump's Address To Congress

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