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the only good thing about a breakup is you unlock a bunch of songs that didn't fully make sense before

there is none as industrious as a 3yo. they are so happy and wholehearted in their work.

I think if a baby's distress could be rendered semantically, many of their cries would be "Where am I?" and the coos and pats of mother and father would be "Here you are"

every time i've had internal conflict where my mind says one thing and my body says another, the body always wins

practicing being a performative nonchalante woman by pulling a shirt over my head and not bothering to fish the hair out

hypermobility-induced chronic pain oneshotted by strength training and absolutely no stretching

Prince Vogelfrei 🐦‍⬛ The process of birth completely changes when you see it from the baby's point of view. The safety and comfort of the womb is all they've ever known. They are explorers forced to be brave.

just realized the phone looks way clearer with my moms reading glasses on oh nooo

regret to inform you all the body positivity people were mistaken and not having my thighs touch when I walk is exactly as glorious as I thought it would be

this is how I feel about the arctic monkeys

I can't wait until a year from now I finally match the upper body strength of a 14 year old boy who's never worked out

the kind of Montessori I want

another lesson we should take from babies and kids

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this is dedicated to my friends, always

would you believe me if I told you I think these babies kinda exist