me when fresh fruit

she let me hit because my presence regulates her nervous system

this must be a rocket. it is staring at you

if you give a rocket a cookie she will eat the entire pack

i found my dream wedding dress it’s on sale it made my heart crack open but it’s insane to buy a wedding dress before being proposed to right….right?????

⋆ ☁︎☀️⋆｡˚ ☁︎

かわいいムラピちゃん！

going to the love and sex with robots conference yall want anything

hope i get some extra allotted enrichment time or maybe even a salt lick for being on my best behavior today

sorry i can’t hear you im listening to 4 Hour Bees Buzzing amongst The Wildflowers

it’s true they radiated me in the lab at 18 months :-)

may or may not have supernatural powers

I play whore online, and housewife at home

i’m thinking maybe one more year or two in the US then we’re dipping

i know i’m a moo cow cos the majority of my caloric intake is from whole milk