girl essentials

Niggas used to die on Black Friday

I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called linkedout

drunk at olive garden. i love italy

3 martinis in asking the uber driver what he does in his free time

how i feel when i double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

soon as i get ahold of someones chart

I want all my bills paid for Christmas. You hear me Santa with your fat ass

these kids got more PTO days at school than i do at work

so ready for thursday i got a fork in my pocket

Can't today, I'm swamped.

Váyanse a la verga todos

if your family starts fighting on thanksgiving go live

i feel like i hallucinated this entire year

“The messiest bitch you know is a man”

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3am

feels like i hallucinated this entire year.

lmk if we’re going to the club so i can eat 2 chicken tenders

Más de Bad Bunny y Julieta Venegas hoy 🥹 obviamente no se trata de ganar o perder pero los de la sexta fecha en México se llevaron una de las mejores noches hasta ahora