Max winning the championship is like City winning it last year.

2022 / 2024 Best friends for life

My dads parrot saying poes in the background of all my meetings

Bro is going to try make friends with Keano by using the word “woke”

How has STALKER 2 released to absolutely fuckall fanfare from Xbox? I’m so confused man, I’m a die hard but they’re letting me down in 2024. Even considering selling my Series X tbh. Aside from COD, it seems like their day 1 Game Pass Games aren’t remotely a priority any more

The only think I hate about Anthony Jesselnik’s new special is the fact that his hair is different

The amount of AI generated “art” being sold at the Christmas Markets this year is insane. All over books, wall art, mugs, coasters etc.

Spent the weekend opening Threads instead of this hellfire. Came back today and it’s just a slog of either disgusting, boring, unfunny, racist, Stake ads or a combination of one or more. I think I’m out. It’s much nicer there

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Coming back to this pos social media only to see 50+ notifications that I "missed" which are just tweet notifications from people I dont follow. Cool

Not that I dont believe it would happen, but I dont see any proof that the president of that fuckin country tweeted anything about cutting funding to SA, despite seeing screenshots of it. Where is the actual post?

ladies and gentlemen, you absolutely know what to do here

I mean surely the final 3 are Lycett, Ayoade & Mortimer. Beckett and May-Cooper are out in the first hour

The 8000 tickets sold were just his children

You guys are still here?