Pat Bev wanted to be first to the locker room so he can hurry up and put his clothes on and lie and say he took a shower

Convincing win from Michigan football tonight over the Scarlet Knights, never a doubt. Big things coming this season! #BeatOSU

Hey SpotifyCares how do I let Spotify know that sea shanties were kinda a one week thing and I don’t want them in my daily mixes anymore

Vote Collin 'Young Bull' Sexton for #NBAAllStar 1 RT = 1 vote! 🌟

#NBATopShotThis

LD in the building! 📺 #NBAPlayoffs on TNT 📺

My fall plans The Delta Variant

I fucking love Instagram ads. Please take even more of my data if you’re gonna keep feeding me these sick ass trucker hat ads. Wtf was I gonna do with my data anyways?? Win win.

Gary Payton II stole pretty much everything — including the spotlight — against the Charlotte Hornets (by Joe Viray) goldenstateofmind.com/2021/11/4/2276…

Believe it or not they’re going to plant zero trees for every picture of your dog

"Waaarrriiooorrss" chants raining down here in Brooklyn.

Wordle 207 5/6. Rookie debut. I know I can be better. Onto the next one #justakidfromAKRON ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 209 2/6* ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Holy shit. I love this game.

Writing down cool things that people say to me as they leave elevators and incorporating them into my repertoire

WELL DESERVED andrew wiggins LETS GO

From what I've heard, the hospitality and fan experience at this race is going to completely change the game.

Much love my guy ❤️ 5 days til I bust my ass biking 50 miles for cancer research!

The DCC is all about surrounding you with support because no one is alone in the fight against cancer. #oneteamonefight

Night Night