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Every time I travel I live by this ideology; It’s always better to ask uncomfortable questions, than it is to assume something of someone. With that way of thinking, you’ll find friends, rather than enemies. It will open your mind in ways you didn’t think possible previously.

I honestly hate it when I buy a drink at the airport and then I get to my gate, ONLY FOR A SECOND ROUND OF SECURITY TO TAKE MY FUCKING DRINK AT THE GATE So dumb

Guy at work has an Orca Whale shirt on at the office today. While in the lunch line I go “Killer shirt…” I’m now the CEO

History always repeats itself 😭

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At least chipotle is consistent at always messing up your order 😅

Dear Netflix : Please stopping promoting shows as ‘newly added’ when I can’t watch it for another month. Sincerely, Everyone.

If you throw trash out of your car I will never look at you the same My car will literally turn into a landfill before I litter out of it🫡

Cut property taxes to ZERO on any home less than $500,000. Pay for it by doubling property taxes on all homes owned by Blackstone and its private equity peers. And if Blackstone threatens to exit the housing market and starts selling their homes to young families? Gasp, I guess

“The revolution will not be televised, it will be live streamed”

I just got brake checked after this dude cut me off on my way home from work. Then the guy tried to tell me I’m in the wrong… 🙃🫠

Shoutout to all my homies that got raptured yesterday 💪💪

I think it’s so funny that Salamanca is just gas, casinos and weed😭😭

DIS IS A OFFICIAL MESSAGE TO DA NFL FROM ANOMYNOUS STOP MAKING DA RAVENS BAD AT FOOTBALL!!!!