I just found out my boyfriend of 12 years has never watched Space Balls. Oh how I’ve failed him!

Starting over at 30 is weird so I'm coping with it by watching a show I missed 20 years ago: Lost! It hasn't been spoiled for me so I'm pretty excited about it

Sorry is the word I have used the most in my life and I'm sorry for it

Hey guys I'm trying a thing, got this bad boy yesterday! Feels pretty good

The FOMO is coming in hard #skankfestvegas

Will there be a meet and greet between shows tonight? I have a book I'd love to have signed but I'm planning on going to the 7:30. Tacoma Comedy Club Matt McCusker

Ahh who needs to go to Skankfest, I got to see the shaman! Such a great set!! Matt McCusker

Always cheers me up 🤣😂youtu.be/9-6GuttRWGE?si…

I hate that these crime documentaries suck me in. I know what they're doing but I still won't stop watching

This dude at work said he can take 300 raccoons at once 😂

I don't have kids but my boyfriend does and I have to say, I LOVE hanging out with them! It's so fun when they make fun of how bad I am at the games they play, and then they get to teach me or say "Okay, I'll just get you through!"

On Sunday we're bringing my boyfriend's 13 year old to her first concert in Seattle, I was wondering if you would possibly be available for her to take a photo with you before or after the show Skies🖤🦋🖤 ?

A coworker was complaining about first shift and our other coworker handed this to him. So fucking funny

So I watched Top Gun for the first time last night and I had no idea it was a chick flick

One of my favorite things is getting on a zoom call with my bf's 10 year old and watching him attempt some demon levels in geometry dash 🥰

I live in Seattle. My name is Brittany. I was just told at a drive-thru that she cannot pronounce my name but she flawlessly read back my order....???

Have you ever declared a landmark? Camping as a 6-8yr old I remember declaring "Burnt Marshmallow Rock" for the marshmallows we all messed up. Thus we scraped them off onto the rock. As the years went by, we would eventually get the same campsite and see how the tribute had grown

Imagine a large corporation being intimidated enough by a woman's resume to hire her on and then try to play mind games to break her down, proving she isn't enough...what a disappointment and yet a motivator

Having a 15-year-old stepdaughter was the best thing I've ever done. The drama! 😂

Do i need therapy? *uncontrollably crying*