I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Shark Tank episodes and then asked it to write a Shark Tank episode of its own. Here is the first page.

With this plan, the Walmart AMP will increase capacity by 1,000! This (coupled with the Live Nation partnership) will bring in larger acts to Northwest Arkansas! #walmartamp Walmart City of Rogers, AR

This interview subject had some HOT TAKES.

Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD

New drinking game. Every time someone says "stay in your lane" on #TheBachelorettte take a wine shot.

Got this video from Faith Harvey, in Delight, AR. She says her fiance, Billy, shot the video on July 4th. We could see more storms Weds, even a few strong ones, with damaging winds possible. But, lightning is ALWAYS a threat with storms. Please respect mother nature! #arwx

Hannah’s parents: Jed isn’t ready for marriage and can’t support you Jed’s parents: Jed isn’t ready for marriage and can’t support you Hannah: #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale

How many people are boo’ing their TV sets right now? 98% of America? Or 100%?

A rescue operation organized by a local family on Kangaroo Island transported injured koalas from areas devastated by bushfires. Though one koala died in the process, the family took the rest of the distressed animals to receive care. abcn.ws/2T3hej6

Freshman 15 ain’t got nothing on my Covid 19

“Why are you crying? The Razorbacks won!!” Every loyal Hog fan:

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes: At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

S/O to our news team! Our 5 p.m. show won an EMMY for best evening newscast! #EMMYMidAm #teamwork

Boars. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

My cousin is amazing!! Go listen to her on Spotify!

Slow-motion video captures spectacular display of "spider lightning" that almost appears to crawl across the sky above Australia. abcn.ws/2BucEiZ

This is Jacob. In June of 2016, he comforted those affected by the Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando. Four months ago he flew to Vegas to help families of 58 people grieve. Today, he is in Parkland, Florida hugging students who lost classmates yesterday. He is our third 15/10

Hole in One: Golfer spots an unusual sight on the fifth green at a golf course in Australia — a kangaroo trying to fight a course flag. abcn.ws/2pwDN0b