Witch dunking: why did Keir Starmer not do anything to stop these outrageous trials?

Loved reading about Jonathan and Gary's blind date. 'He bombarded our waiter with questions about his immigration status.'

When Bono goes from "ok Lewis it is Hammertime" to "we are checking" 😭

What if great scientists had logos [✏️ Kapil Bhagat & Prateek Lala]

What was that game??? #NEWWHU

I think the Lib Dem’s are doing well here. Not getting involved in the arguing but remembering and answering the questions. #BBCdebate

This is a properly vicious interview let the man speak and rebut what he says. Stop cutting in about things he said about tax years ago. #BattleForNo10

Does Southgate know that if your side of the scoreboard is bigger than theirs, you don’t have to go through extra time and pens?

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Today is a good day

Since I won a million, I'm doing a 10k giveaway to one lucky person must retweet and be following winner announced tomorrow around 6 #super6 #10k

Why has a safety car been thrown when all the cars are still on inters? #F1 #BrazilianGP

Merry Christmas everyone.. 🎅🏻🎣

I can’t think of a better end to the “Jason Tindall loves to be centre of attention” joke than him winning a Premier League’s Manager of the Month award. The photo of him holding the trophy would be an all timer. #NUFC

Come on the Hulk!!!! #BritishGP

𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗥𝗘 𝗗𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦. 👀📺 Dan Burn has just scored the 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 header you'll see all season. 🤩

116 - Across the last five UEFA World Cup qualifying campaigns, the most successful passes per 90 minutes in a single campaign: 125 - Xavi (2014 qualifying) 116 - Dan Burn (2026 qualifying) 114 - Toni Kroos (2018 qualifying) Technicians.

Every year...

Over 300 times I have used gravy as my starting word in the hope that this day would finally come. And it has!!! #wordle