"EXCUSE ME STEWARDESS, I SPEAK JIVE."

Arizonans….Senator Mark Kelly does not stand with protecting US citizens over illegal immigrants. We don’t want him in Arizona. He does NOT represent us. He does NOT care about us. Vote him out!🇺🇸🌵💪🏻

Whatever you say Drunky.

And you married your brother. Incest becomes you.

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Sez the guy that allegedly screwed a Chicom spy and routinely looks like he hasn't had a shower in a month. Pound sand, Skippy.

You're not even 1/1,024 right, Geronimo.

The TDS is strong in this goober.

My bet is those are marked ballots in that box. You can't cheat too soon.

They don't have two brain cells to rub together.

Then stop looking in a mirror, dufus.

Please list the things you have done during your "fight to lower the cost of everything". I'll help; Nothing but bitch and moan.

Two Titleist golf balls, just like the ones bouncing around in her noggin.

What a rich baritone voice!

Born this day, 2/26/1916 — the great Jackie Gleason. Watch his brilliance in this classic "The Honeymooners" clip, where the comedy lands perfectly… almost entirely without his dialogue.

You're taking National Stupid Day seriously, huh?

Skill, as in pallets of cash.

You really need to sit this one out, Jimbo.

Winner of the interwebs.

Debilitating jock itch (tinnia cruris) on display.