Hallowe'en season. Or as a mum of a goth: "Christmas shopping week".

I'm at that age where every time I hear the name Marco Rubio, I start singing Queenio Cokio.

#Flood sirens sound across Todmorden #StormBert

Todmorden, West Yorkshire, on flood warning, water levels rising #StormBert

I bought this teensy cute miniature Noah's Ark ornament in a charity shop last week! I'm all over this week's #potterythrowdown

Made it to Preston! My first Burnley FC away game, cannot WAIT! #twitterclarets

Don't worry, #twitterclarets my mum's match summary puts it all in perspective

I want a Netflix 3-parter about the new KFC advert: concept, making of, reaction to.

A camel and a kangaroo in the jungle, and it's still not the weirdest thing about this #TOTP

Love their No.11 celebrating for a split second #twitterclarets

Today's the day. All got our flag licenses ready #twitterclarets ? 😜

We are Premier League 💙💜 Burnley FC #twitterclarets

Our town's bottle bank this weekend. Great British example of drinking/ recycling/ stacking it very neatly.

I've been mixing and matching surrealist art-inspired earrings. What to do next?

I'm up to my fourth flip of the pillow to find a cold bit #heatwave

With my daughter when I got my degree in 2013. With my daughter when she got her degree today.

Daisy the Cat, loving the game, waiting for goals #GERESP

50 years from now #ibizafinalboss

Did we walk out....to the Alton Towers music? #twitterclarets

My #emergencyalert went off at 7 minutes past 3. Seven minutes could be too late to make it to my bunker. Gee, thanks.