if I became wealthy you wouldn't know but there would be signs (owning the entire set of LL Bean cotton fisherman sweaters)

We have, for too long, shackled the bakery to the morning. Night bakeries. Fresh croissants at 11pm. It is possible.

Disconcerted by the number of men I notice come and go without washing their hands as I'm taking my Daily Half-Hour Work Dump™

Finally some art in Somerville

New cat is kind of a porg, idk

Imagine dressing up like this and then entering halftime down 10-0 to the Patriots

Excited to announce the next step forward for Shentu! SHENTU: MEMORIES OF SPRING is an upcoming anthology celebrating youth and the beauty of springtime in Ancient China. I put my heart and soul into this and it features an incredibly stacked lineup of Asian artists!

Omg wow I finally saw one

Lol

One time (pre-ASD diagnosis) I wanted to know my fav Beatles album Rather than…choose, I instead listened to every Beatles song, ranked them, tiered them, gave each tier a numerical score, and assigned each album an avg score In retrospect, prob could’ve just told the Dr. that

“When you buy something from us on your birthday, then the NEXT thing you buy from us on your birthday will earn points toward a THIRD thing you buy from us!” Insulting birthday offer from Dunkin' lol One (1) free coffee or gtfo

Bro Thanos’d him

Omg omg omg BOGGED DOWN is a PAGE FINALIST! (Top 10 TV Comedy Pilot) I might have to finally tell my family that I wrote about them 😅 #screenwriting

Mayo has to go for that 4th and 1 in OT