A language lesson from your friendly neighborhood Aquarium: fish: 🐠 fish: 🐠 🐠 🐠 fishes: 🐠 🐟 🐡

How to fold a fitted sheet.. 😅 x.com/buitengebieden…

me: I’ve always loved reading my mom: yes when you were a child we had to ground you from books because being sent to your room just made you happy me: ???????????????????!!!!!!!!?????

it’s august which means it’s basically september which means it’s basically october which means IT’S SPOOKY SEASON

I did my best to explain buttered Jorts (and Jean) to two non-Twitter friends yesterday. I could hear the crazy in my voice 😹

by age 30 you should have several henchmen, a sworn enemy, and a narrative foil

The existence of Chicago style pizza implies the existence of MLA style pizza

Our book wall is being installed!!!

are there science camps for adults? like i just want to help someone dig up dinosaurs or count mushrooms or weigh turtles for like a week

Happy Birthday, Percy Jackson.     Lighting up blue in your honor with Disney+.

my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.

Lizzo plays a flute and one day later everyone's an expert on flutes. They should keep handing her instruments until we accidentally bring back music education

Closing out Library Card Month by sharing a comic we love by Nathan W. Pyle! Do you have a library card yet? You'll need one to borrow some "texts" of your own. Stop in at the library and register for one today!

We're hiring influencers and by that I mean firefighters who influence the forest to no longer be on fire.

Growth is a never ending process.

More than his macabre stories, I love Edgar Allan Poe, who was born #OTD in 1809, because he wrote with his cat, Catterina, on his shoulder. I like to think he was taking dictation & that all of his tales were things Catterina had seen in her nightly prowling.

Hercule Poirot had it exactly right: stay warm, ride trains, keep a mug of hot cocoa on the night stand and pick the sort of career where people regularly invite you to visit their lavish country estates

So much to celebrate today! 🐈🍳📖❤️💙🐈‍⬛📚🇺🇸🍌🎉