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This is where you need to be. Viktor Gyökeres is a Gunner ✊ Narrated by Kojey Radical 🎙️

‘Hijack one of them’

Old trophy, new trophy, Redesigned trophy Nigeria in 6 🤣😂😂🤣

Mission X = Accomplished 🇳🇬

Tim Lewis… It’s over. Please, for your own sake, just cut it off. 😭

Max Dowman is ready

Is it reactionary to say that Saka may need to watch out for Dowman too 😅

Nah Max Dowman is insanely good 🔥🔥🔥

Bukayo Saka… watch your back 👀

CHLOE KELLY!!🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴🔥🔥

WE'RE BACK-TO-BACK EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS!! 🏆

It's home, again.

Nigeria and England won!!! What a weekend 🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🥳

Am I a bad person? Welcome to Arsenal, Viktor Gyökeres 🤝 Narrated by Willem Dafoe 🎙️

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