SLAYYYYYY #FlyEaglesFly

#BREAKING

This will be a shock for anyone who knows me at all and my innate and unexplainable hate for Jason Bateman but I’ve recently become obsessed with “SmartLess”. Now I need to know what I have to do to get them to have Lin-Manuel Miranda on the pod.

Taylor Swift is at MetLife Stadium tonight. Travis Kelce has scored a touchdown in every game of his that Taylor Swift has attended. These are just facts.

We are speechless. #OneOfAMillion

Birds by a million #flyeaglesfly

The best thing about being pregnant is how everyone just feeds you all the time. The worst thing about being pregnant is everything else.

Social media girlies when a silly little idea they have for the work page works out really well

Incredible millennial prom energy

Telling my kids this #Halftime show was Starlight Express. #SuperBowl Usher Raymond IV

Telling my kids this was the original chia pet #SuperBowl #Halftime

Crazy how Travis Kelce almost killed the Lorax. HE SPEAKS FOR THE TREES. #SuperBowl #AndyReid

And so Laz blew the conch, then he lit his cigarette and off they went to find pages from books, there’s no trackers and we wait for Twitter updates of #bm100 to see descriptions of who started and how many loops they’ve done & we hang on the words of Keith

I am Katie Nolan and Shawn Fitzpatrick is everyone else. This is my official application for Katie to send me these TikToks instead.

I’m the surprised minion on the right. Tag yourself #BM100

This is my Roman Empire. #BM100

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Ihor Verys approaching the finish of the #BM100.

John Kelly John Kelly finished loop five of the #BM100 in 59:15:38. This is his third finish.

A theory: thanK you aIMee is the 24th song on #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT so Reputation tv will be released on April 24. #clownin #TaylorSwift