i am constantly insulted on this platform

it's been a year since i decided to make the important decision in all of history: opening a twitter account

excitedly shared this information with my friends and employees alike and they looked at me as if i were the most disgusting creature they've ever laid eyes upon. why do they hate me

x has added the option to attach "parody account" under your account. but luckily for me, i am not a parody account. you are watching the ceo of lobotomy corporation tweet out his life in real time. isn't that such a blessing?

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no Benjamin, i don't care if you're a "puppyboy", get BACK TO WORK!!!!!

Triple Baka! Should I keep making this or not? 😊 #LobotomyCorporation #lobotomy_corporation #Limbus_Company

If I could be born again, I'd like to be born a little bit better than I am now #LobotomyCorporation #lobotomy_corporation #Limbus_Company

don't ask me how but coconut crabs have started flooding the facility. i've tried memory repo'ing but they're still here. i don't know how to get rid of them. they're coming to my office fuck fuck fuck

jury duty

thank you all for your votes. he was sentenced to life without parole for unethical experimentation. don't know why they invited me of all people to decide his verdict but hey the competition is thinning

saw a couple holding hands in the facility and got so angry i pressed O-05-47 30 times

is this ayin ayintism

AKAGE 赤毛 meme... ᵔ⩊ᵔ #LobotomyCorporation #lobotomy_corporation #Limbus_Company

[REDACTED] told me i had "post traumatic stress disorder" but that 1. isn't even real 2. requires a traumatic event to be stressed about. that thing with carmen was just a really vivid night terror. and it didn't actually happen. look she's right there

sorry for not posting lately. i died in a car accident the other day but since im a buddhist i came back

What I dreamed of #LobotomyCorporation #lobotomy_corporation #Limbus_Company

Super Hyper DIstortion Happy!! :3 #LobotomyCorporation #lobotomy_corporation #Limbus_Company