Then she gone ask if I’m getting a new dad

I’ve gained 5 pounds in the past month I got one more month to go before my bday I need to be in the gym now that I’m eating again. Lost allll my muscle mass

She just had a baby use your brain

I’d never fuck a butt ugly nigga but yall do and be keeping their babies omg hell nah

I would never even play with my future kid like that

Life is hard enough without being ugly on top of it

I woulda gotten fired if I replied to you in that group chat

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues like come on man .I thought we were past this

Niggas wanna call other niggas the police so bad they fuck around and tell on themselves tbh like who needs snitches when yall just post it on IG lol smh

Didn’t think they could have ever made the Brice south exit any worse #congratulations Columbus

So mad limos went out of style before I became an adult. Always wanted to pull up to somewhere in one. Now it’s black trucks like booooo my parents had a black suburban that shit don’t move me

#badpeople

I tore a tiny hole in my fave sweats now it’s huge and I can’t wear them like low key not even in the house smh I’m gonna cry

Why do white people call each other by their last name? Mf asked me today was Fate here … my nigga, JARED????? Are you asking about Jared???? Like come on do I look like I know peoples last names I barely know their first

I wanna watch my own story but I didn’t post today ugh

I watch my own story like I ain’t post the shit

I have a bad habit of putting stuff off so every time I do it I remind myself I’m just giving myself more tasks later on top of new tasks that are sure to arise daily

I’m tired of tasks I don’t wanna do shit lmao for like a week