I said “so I shut my fat ass up” at work and someone said you’re not fat…. Ooooh what I give to work with ppl who get it

I’ve been duckin Olivia’s cat but I guess Saturday is the day

I want a lash lift

I want a chicken somebody talk me out of it

Take my lil w and dip

Last chance u and cheer was a time on Netflix that I want back

I love when my sisters are outsideee live that life girl

Left my kindle at home I guess it’s homework time.

The way my oil light has been flickering for weeks I’m convinced my car running on fumes

Ima watch a holiday rom com like I don’t know the plot

Who am I? I haven’t seen the inside of a museum in MONTHS

I can hear this tweet

If I’m ever back on my finsta yall need to check on me cause it gives demon time

My fyp being 80% olive repost…

Is it just me or is TikTok getting funnier in its final days

🗣️🗣️LET THE PEOPLE WORK FROM HOME this traffic is giving worse than pre COVID

The music your parents show you really stays with you forever.