We need to make this video trend for the people with amnesia to remember who this big nose asshole really is

Rich people pay for expensive gyms and services not because they're dumb, but because they don't want to be around regular people. Price is a simple filtering mechanism.

Update in Nanyuki: The Law Society of Kenya has been able to seek a review of bail terms to Ksh 10,000 per head. Faith Odhiambo became the LSK president at the absolute best time in the country's history.

Cyprian Nyakundi can't endorse Maraga cause he's been taking money from the political class It's really that simple

Have you noticed how some folks mostly Matiang’i diehards are suddenly working overtime to discredit Maraga the 6th?👀 They are painting him as weak, irrelevant… but let’s be honest, it’s not about strength. It’s because he’s Kisii & sober &and that terrifies them. They know

This is finishing me! 😂😂😂😂😂

Hahaha sijui nani alitweet hii but that thing is not made up. Hiyo smell ukiskia inakuanga kama a calling to mate. We are still animals you know

Cyprian, Is Nyakundi Just give KDF unlimited TikTok access. They'll forget their hunger and give us viral dance challenges?

"Drug dealers know more about running a business than 95% of college professors.” — Elon Musk.

When you are poor, you work hard to get money and be happy. Only to find out that money is not happiness, and you were happier when poor. I was happier drinking keg at a local surrounded by genuine friends than drinking 18yr old whiskey at Geco surrounded by fake friends

Saw a post that said “A man will build the illusion of forever to enjoy the convenience of now.” You see, you become obsessed with clarity whilst trying to reconcile 2 conflicting truths. He made you feel chosen & now he’s making you feel delusional for believing it.

If this was Kenya, the man would be arrested of: 1. Terrorism 2. Generating electricity without licence 3. Supply electricity without licence 4. Lack of NEMA licence. 5. Some crap under the Traffic Act.

You look like intellectually and morally challenged twin brothers. #RutoMustGoNow

Kibaki sustained free education for 10 years. uhuru did for 10 years, but Ruto in 3 years can't, but he wants 10 years like the rest😂😂

I have two theories explaining why firstborns seem to be doing well in life. They are not always rich,the thing is,they just know how to survive without anything. They also tend to extend grace to their siblings, even when they are at rock bottoms.

Pic of the day! North Eastern Region #CotizenDigitalFakenews North Eastern Alliance

Today I am angry, broken, and ashamed as a Kenyan. Let’s stop pretending. Appointing a camel farmer to run the Ministry of Health was not leadership it was rewarding loyalty at the altar of Kenyan lives. And now blood is on the floor. This is not politics. This is cruelty.

SPIRITUAL INTELLIGENCE is when you sense something is off and instead of reacting in your flesh, you apply wisdom, stay silent, and let God lead your next move.