Jokes write themselves tbh.

I actually wanna know what was going though his head while he was saying this. In what world does this make the situation better😭😭😭😭😭

Bro.

Wembley gotta be the worst stadium to get out of after a game lol.

The Ruben Amorim of politics is crazy 😭

Interesting

Alright time to lock back into the gym I been slacking the last two weeks 😭

Sorry to say guys but losing Zirkzee ain’t that deep.

I actually feel sorry for him cos there’s only gonna be premier league games till January.

But yeah Mainoo ain’t signing a new deal as long as this manager stays.

But Yh I think it’ll be near on impossible for Mainoo to make the World Cup squad even if he does get the loan move in January. He would’ve essentially missed 3 England camps and not played for half the season. Tuchel ain’t picking him.

Ey?

I will say Zirkzee does well elsewhere. There’s actually no sense for how we ended up utilising him and Hojlund here lol.

United are funny though. Signed Zirkzee to prioritise Rashford and Garnacho running in behind but ten Hag went away from that pretty quickly and then went to get a manager that values a target man striker more.

This the story.