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I just learned that if a hermit crab finds a new shell that is too big it will wait for other hermit crabs who need new shells to gather and then they will organize themselves by size and trade shells and I am pissed that the crabs have a better housing market than we do

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IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN FOSTERING IN HOUSTON, IT IS PUPPY AND KITTEN SEASON NOW. I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO YELL AT YOU. PLEASE HELP. Let me know how I can get you started.

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Cooler than a polar bear’s toenails

Astros unveil new Space City-themed uniforms bit.ly/371YGtf

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary (I DON’T really. This happened sometime last week. WHAT?!?!)

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta

Tops Drop. What a night! #LevelUp

M’y cat was being annoying so I called him a buttmunch. 😅

My biggest heartbreak in life is missing my adult children.

What’s new in tweeter world? I haven’t been around. You didn’t notice. S’ok. I’m happy and alive and stuff

Twitter is really just for doomscrolling. I literally have 2 friends, despite this account being 14 years old 🤣