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reminiscing about the time Culver’s gave me a pretzel penis for some reason

Rosalía played one of the greatest concerts EVER tonight and I am *begging* you to rewind the stream a few hours to watch it! I feel honored to have been able to watch this (from my couch) 😍 youtube.com/watch?v=3ti6RR…

created a family so kind and supportive in my dream last night that I felt happy to be alive and then *immediately* created a bicycle repair shop employee so cruel that I woke up crying lmao 🙃

Steve Tardman

who up drinking blue juice out they big green giraffe cup?

my grandma is so proud of her lilac bush 🥹

God, Please help rescue these little millionaires floating in this refrigerator. Amen.

took a little twitter break to get my head on straight but I think I’m ready to dive back in! hope you’re all doing well and having fun 😊 now, it’s time to post 😈

one of the reasons I stopped using twitter is because of guys like this, because people I trusted treated people like him as if they were clever and fun, when it’s been obvious the entire time that he was as rotten inside as his posts always were

I’m doing all my silly little posts over on bluesky at the moment so follow me there if you haven’t already 🫶 bsky.app/profile/awkwar…

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary lol