I would, Paisano, but I’ve had a few. 😂🥃

The defining pitcher of a generation.

This is a pretty incredible nugget.

I think Chris Sale has an *outside* shot at 3K. He’s hurt now, but if he can be healthy like last season going forward, he can make it happen. Helping his cause: he’s still elite, which could help him keep a job in his late 30s.

Ayton is a Laker. 👊🏽💜💛 Kershaw got 3K. 🥹🥳💙🤍 And then there’s everything else. Feels like a good time to log off for the weekend. 😕💔

That’s now five straight ABs with a “hard-hit” ball (95+ MPH EV) for Freddie Freeman. But it’s not just the results - he’s acing the eye test too.

HSK. Second. Base. Man.

BUMPPPPP!

They literally created this roster spot for this exact kind of player (Kershaw) - like Pujols, Miggy, etc. - and people still complain.

He woukd be an intriguing bench piece but he just hasn’t been available enough, even on an Ayton-like deal.

This is how you “navigate that ownership.”

Dandy Andy not on this list. 🤔

Glasnow for Friday maybe.

This was quite the day at the office.

What should I do with the rest of my day?

This game would be much more enjoyable -- especially for those of you #OnHere -- if Anthony Witrado and I were live-tweeing whilst throwing back tequila from an undisclosed location.