If your A level results are disappointing, don't worry. I got a C and two Us, and I'm currently on a superyacht in the Med.

What's the difference between iron man and iron woman?........iron man is a superhero. Iron woman is a simple instruction..:)

Got fired today. First day on the job as a masseur. Apparently, the instructions to 'finish on her face' didn't mean what I thought it meant

Tell your mum thanks for buying my dads albums and making it go 3x multi platinum 😉 #KeyBoardWarrior x.com/capsbanterarmy…

Final player to introduce to you this week is known simply as the 'judge' last years captain Ashley Wiltshire

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

#thankyoujohnterry

We're delighted to announce Puckstop.com as one of our weekend sponsors @ facebook.com/10976023572190…

So proud❤ Mia smashing her challenge and not only having a award for Ambassador but also the UK Charity Allstars Grant Hubback Award ⛸🏒💪💪⛸ x.com/sclaire88/stat…

Good luck for the new season Josh Guy x.com/swansearfc/sta…

Get a life x x.com/wiltshireleigh…

Does lightning McQueen have life or car insurance? #ashthoughts

If England keep playing like that at least fans will not get there ass kicked in Russia #england

Extremely proud to stand up for the NHS as a UNISON nurse and an MP. The Tories must accept that there is a crisis in our NHS.

Challenge accepted I guess 😂🏒 18k retweets for a Cardiff Devils season ticket. Please RT!!! 😂👍 x.com/cardiffdevils/…

NHL players trolling each other will always be entertaining

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This fan is still my favorite

Pre match drinks before watching the mighty Tranmere Rovers FC