hunter gatherer jump scares were probably like

not wearing makeup over the weekend is just a skin tolerance break

i forgot how old i was today lol

took my temp after getting my booster bc i thought i had a fever and apparently i actually have hypothermia ...?

I've never worked my ass off to get mid grades like this before

what i say: my life a movie fr what i mean: the most exciting thing to happen to me all week was having to choose between three weird spoons for my cereal

im an irl manic pixie dream girl

i have GOT to get a nose job

why are people lining up at my gate when our flight boards in two hours

just paid fifteen dollars for a sprite and some grapes

what should i do with my life

if u bring a full water bottle through tsa they'll shoot you on the tarmac

league is a great way to wanna die if you ever wanna die just play league

i might wanna have my own kids one day but until that day i will think about punching other peoples kids

if ur man is trying to control what you wear that's not your man that's miranda priestly from 2006 hit The Devil Wears Prada

Arson? But I don’t have a son… officer I’m a virgin (porn voice)