I failed my math high school exam 5 times, on the 6th my teacher just pity-gave me a D. You can def be programmer and suck at math.

A reality show where people compete to place leftover food in boxes. Judges score based on how tightly it fits without squishing the food.

Look what just came in the mail! Thanks Luda Fux for telling me about it! (who’s not on Twitter? 🤔)

What?! 😮

This is such a cool conference and I can’t wait to get on a boat to talk about iOS on an island! 🥳

TLDR $5b in damage because someone forgot to add “if arr.count > 20” before doing “arr[20]” 🫣 crowdstrike.com/wp-content/upl… #CrowdStrike

Coming back to Leeds! 🤩

Everyday I’m more glad that I never updated my Twitter app since the day Elon bought the company… I can see likes, I can bookmark, I see link previews, probably few more features I’m missing… it’s like my app becomes better by the virtue of X getting shittier

Sometimes I just want to expose some value from an inner object, and the only way I know is doing this set & get dance… this feels like a nice use case for a macro… Imagine @Expose(tableViewDataSource.isSwipeActionEnabled) var isSwipeActionsEnabled: Bool #swift

Hey 𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘆𝖯𝗈𝖽! Are you still shipping this summer? 🙏⌚

TIL the 4th top search term on Google is…….. 🥁🥁 “google”!

✅ Entertainment for the flight to Swift Island Playdate & GKD Pixel ❤️

Ok which is better for tracking work stuff?

Fixing Image Perf for the Worst iPhone - my SwiftLeeds talk is out! 🎉 See real world examples of cpu choking, memory crash, a bunch of other problems, and how we solved them… youtu.be/DCxjfQ_sx_I #swift #swiftui

Hey Uber your driver didn’t end the ride for hours after dropping me off, making a $35 ride charge me $300… your review team somehow decided it makes sense (WHAT???) a 15m ride does not cost $300….