The End

Being a hunter gatherer would be so dope. I’ve always dreamed of spending my entire life a bad season away from starvation and a slip away from an easily preventable death

Guantanamo Bay sounds like it’d be a place in a Beach Boys song

Jimmy Buffet song about vacationing in the Gulag Archipelago

the least okay guy you’ve ever met: my parents hit me and I turned out fine

So called free thinking babies when their food is an airplane

Switching from hats to a shaved head is like coming out of the closet as a bald guy

You’re not a shitposter your posts are shit

people are sick and tired of bedtime

I’m like the joker if he had a girlfriend and was relatively happy with life

I’m bringing jokes back in a major way

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra

your follower count is a number that measures your narcissism and anti-social tendencies. If it's over 1K you're probably a bad person, over 10K you torture pets for fun, and over 50K you have the soul of a 1930s Nazi

Dudes come out of nowhere to link a song on Spotify