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finding out someone's Canadian can be pretty scary

Another beautiful weekend to pretend you listen to Mitski

Nothing has more technology than a mattress

My next improv show is Thursday 8pm in the Los Vegas Dome

Completed tasks looking forward to some recreation later

In my inconsolable era (new sufjan album)

Those last two chips are so important bc they prove that I did not eat the Whole Bag

Recently had the thought “we have backing cameras on cars why don’t we have cameras in the front” then I realized the cameras in the front are My Eyes

Should I do things that scare me or is that more just a saying?

Weirdly no notifications even though I didn’t reach out to anyone?

Everyone’s just sort of Figuring it Out

Still waiting for a firm answer on you’ve got time vs life is short

barista keeps switching between nearly identical smooth jazz songs, should i check on him

Revealing what you usually make for dinner is so vulnerable

Tucking in your shirt is vulnerable cause it’s like “this is where my legs start”

there should be a list of ppl it's okay to have a crush on

Was feeling really confident yesterday thank goodness today things are back to normal

Of all the art forms I think I like music the best

Come on over I’ll crack open a box of cheezeits

this is actually my roman empire