You're 6 months sober and going to buy some kale. In the kale aisle there's just whisky, is that enough to draw you back to the dark side?

Liking salsa while hating Mexicans is a hard line to walk, even for Donald Trump.Donald J. Trump #donaldtrump #donaldduck #quack

Listening to All Them Witches . Burdt's favourite band in the world (besides his own) youtube.com/watch?v=tU-Pfu… #awesome

"Yeah, I like horticulture. I mean I'm a whore to culture. I mean I'm well read. I read books. Blogs. This date isn't going so well, is it?"

listening to Graveyard Anachronism has never sounded so good youtube.com/watch?v=OnGBa8…

Listening to Nebula - To The Center. Not so subtle influence to our Nadir layering production youtube.com/watch?v=knFfTk… #nebula

Listening to #Elder -Gemini. Strong contender for best opening to an album ever. Played with them last year. youtube.com/watch?v=f9OvoQ…

I buy 20 pairs of identical socks. They all match... But what are the odds of an original pair getting worn together? #sockproblems #help

Opinions are split on the sock question. Burdt thinks it's 1/39. Jed thinks its 1/1600. That seems too high. Can anyone math? #sockproblems

Alright, let's say you buy 20 more pairs, put them together, then throw out half at random. Odds of wearing an original pair? #sockproblems

Brb going to buy some socks and settle this once and for all. Feet don't fail me now. #sockproblems

We've come to a conclusion. Sandals are superior to socks and you only need one pair. #sockproblems #sandalsolutions

Listening to Lo-Pan - Savage Henry. Total phaser worship, one of the best bands in the world. youtube.com/watch?v=q_0LuH…

Business Is My Business and Business Is Good: facebook.com/Aver.Band/vide… April 29 Kadavar Child, Mt. Mountain, AVER lifeisnoise

I feel like travelling into the past is too easy. All I'd do is write Black Sabbath riffs and call it a day. #timetravel BlackSabbath

Not sure why saying something "isn't cricket" is a bad thing when it's the benchmark of whether or not i'm even interested. #cricket

What's the best sport? it's probably not #cricket Virat Kohli

AVER, The Dirty Earth, and The Dark Clouds, @ Sweaty Betty's July 1st. Dinosaur video: bit.ly/29199q3

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