8. I've never, ever had a real 9-5 job

9. I was an adorable infant, then a ugly pig of a child, got my period at 10 years old not knowing wtf it was, then grew DD breasts at the age of 12. And now I'm just this

10. I smoked methamphetamine virtually every day between the age of 16-24. When I was 20, I also started using juice (1,4 butanediol) and that went on 24/7 for nearly 3 years

11. I change my sheets every week, or 1.5 week when I'm lazy. Pillowcases changed 2x a week, always ironed after they're washed

12. My most recent long term relationship was with one of Australia's most prolific meth cooks. He was such a support for me in my first year of self managed sobriety but for unrelated reasons was also the biggest cunt

14. I can hold my breath for 4 minutes

15. As of this tweet, more of my life has been spent on hard drugs than off them

16. I've lived in 4 apartments/townhouses and I've kicked, punched or smashed massive holes in the plasterboard of all of them. BUT I was angry with legitimate reason. just cant remember now

17. Dont ever talk to me about space or mars because i dont care

i'm eating dark chocolate baking chips because of my stupid ingredient only pantry

Constantly setting strict arbitrary rules for myself for absolutely no reason

Always thought 'the end of the world' would happen quickly. Instead it's just a gradual decay of everything, which is bad because it's also boring

guess I'll never experience the thrill of seeing a tsunami 3x the height of the eureka tower rushing towards me

everyone i know must somehow collectively decide when to not reply or answer my calls

make it make sense

Do you ever plan out losing your temper ahead of time

Don’t tell me what to do

Hey let’s start by protesting regime change here in Australia instead

So close to throwing my phone in the river or off my balcony or at least putting it away maybe under my bed or something

“It’s dark because you are trying too hard. Lightly child, lightly. Learn to do everything lightly. Yes, feel lightly even though you’re feeling deeply. Just lightly let things happen and lightly cope with them.” ―Aldous Huxley