every book is called 'the tiny things we know to be small' or 'the darkest wife'

one thing ☝🏻 about me is i’m always zooming in on peoples computer screens when they post a pic of their wfh setup. i WILL read your email subjects and google calendar events.

the worst part about being sober is knowing what’s going on

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

googling “is it okay that my body is doing (insert extremely concerning symptom)?” knowing full well it is absolutely not okay

is it really worth it?

yeah whatever (processes your argument through the peripheral route)

i may not be graduating in May but no matter what i WILL ☝🏻be exiting my academia era. Whether that is with a diploma or not remains to be seen

Ingredients low key make for some good recipes

I’m so desensitized to fucked up shit that a pumpkin with a scary face carved in it is just normal to me

absolutely hate when i open my bank app and they’re asking for donations to support a Cause. why are you, a BANK, asking me, whose account balance you can CLEARLY see,

“we all have the same 24 hours” no we do NOT. mine are different and more troublesome

The Last of Us seems like a pretty faithful adaptation of the original game but I think it was cowardly to leave out the scene where joel gets killed 18 times in the first clicker room and considers getting a refund

twitter has started forcing eating disorder content onto my tl and the craziest thing ive learned is that the community literally has not updated their graphics since 2014. passing the same 4 black and white tumblr posts around like a blunt

support group for girls who need everyone they meet to fall in love with them