y’all actually be sending your packages back? i just be gracefully taking a L lmaooooooooo

want this for my brain. just squeaky clean… eee eeerrr eeee errr smooth

The best part about buying concert tickets when you’re borderline blacked out is realizing you got front row dead in the center seats. S H A K E Y G R A V E S you put on a hell of a fucking show.

tonight we don’t drink for NYE we drink for BETTY WHITE

I have my shit together one day a week max don’t ask for anything more

I think most men are trash and have bad intentions but I think all old men are so sweet and deserve everything. Know what I’m sayin?

I’m at the point in my life where I’m willing to drive an hour and fifteen minutes to work because the town I’m currently living in has a great dog sitter 😅

Its friday.. its nice out.. i got money.. i ain’t getting cheated on.. Life’s good ✨

The NWS map for Texas right now is absolutely insane. There are flood, tornado, red flag (dangerous wildfires), high wind and blizzard warnings in various parts of the state. Also coastal flood and high surf advisories.

I am unhealthily obsessed with pimple popping videos.

Pro-life, my ass.

I feel like the first 2 days of your period should be paid days off

politicians should be required to wear a jacket that has all the corporations sponsoring them like nascar

Abortion is now illegal in Missouri. No exceptions for rape or incest. Right before I was elected, I met a pregnant 11 year old who has been raped by her uncle. What about HER rights?

We gotta cancel 4th of July this year. Can’t celebrate a country that’s failed it’s people

she’s a 10 but unbuttons her pants after she eats

idc what y’all say, MY queen is still alive