my timeline rn

Idk who she is, but, Little Debbie could spit on a piece of bread and I’d still eat it.

super bowl sunday giveaway 🏈 let’s give away an EVGA RTX 3060 XC graphics card ❤️ Like this tweet ❤️ RT ❤️ Follow @metapcs Will pick a winner first thing tomorrow morning!

Good luck kids

How do I know which one’s a Mike and which one’s an Ike?

Ok the Oscar’s is good now I was wrong sorry.

slices of time

They were lowkey trash anyway...

Not my wife getting mad because I’m telling her the rules in Uno..?

This is what comes to my mind when i hear the word smegma

Me every time I look in the mirror shirtless:

What is, things I didn’t want to read today?