Juul of the fates

Now playing on XRAY.fm: “Southern Funeral” by Autonomics – at bunk bar on Sat, Jan 18th with Duke Evers and Pulp Romance #xrayfm bunksandwiches.com/shows-old/2020…

💥TONIGHT⚡️ Autonomics with @dukeevers and Mia Wallace 🤘8:30 doors 9pm show time 📸 𝕶 📸 ift.tt/2TD1Z0A

Thank you all for your support! Last night was a real ripper with @autonomics and @dukeeversband. We’ll see ya real soon on 1/31 with the homies Van Lavish and The Sonic Splits at highwatermarklounge!… instagram.com/p/B7hBgJOBhQQ/…

Might just have winter dementia but could swear I just saw an ad for Pokémon: Black Cherry Whiteclaw

If I ever hit rock bottom I hope its in the sense that someone finds me shirtless bare knuckle boxing in a warehouse south of the border and makes disparaging comments about how I used to be the best before asking if I've still got it in me to pull one last job

Like, maybe it's an east coast thing, but has anyone actually seen some famously huge diamond on display in any museum? Feel like it's a fairly common heist movie setting but like I've never just seen one chilling in a glass case next to the caveman exhibit idk

Everybody got mullets these days but don't even listen to the real shit

HAULIN CUUUBE

A Village People reboot but without that one guy. You know the one I mean.

Father Time can be cruel to us all but Step-Father Time is just a porn category. Remember that as you embrace the future with open arms

combination stray cat shelter/ recording studio: tabby road

I just turned 30 and boy are my arms tired. Also my legs. Actually, my whole body. I'm so fucking tired all the time please God why does it have to be this way

What's YOUR favorite comically ridiculous way that probably is how primary voting works?

In James and the Giant Peach, the kid’s parents literally get eaten by a giant thunder rhino. It’s not symbolic. it’s real. Like “yeah this is a huge peach, the songs are great, but my fucking parents got devoured by a thunder rhino”

I’m sorry Roald Dhal but you need more continuity in your plotting. Kid’s parents get eaten by a thunder rhino and he flies to NYC in an oversized, bug-infested piece of fruit? Need a second act here bud

Also, I feel like if my parents got eaten by a thunder rhino I’d probably buy magic black light worms from the bard from Dragonheart too. See what happens. You can really only go up from the thunder rhino thing

So what's up with Mardi Gras? Is it a Grateful Dead thing?