Chrysler Grand Voyagers aka the Chrysler Town and Country aka the Lancia Voyager 😮‍💨 I have the opportunity to get into a 2011 2.8 CRD Limited (Top Spec) with good history and low ownership for a VERY good price but I’ve never owned a Chrysler before…… 🤷‍♂️ everyone I’ve spoken

Some random, cheap (Sub £2000) & front wheel drive British/French/Swedish cars that I cannot explain why I will buy at some point but I really want nontheless 🤭 1. MK3 Ford Mondeo, either Ghia X or Titanium X but specifically with the 2.5 V6 Duratec engine and auto box. Has to

Went to have a coffee at a customers (Incredibly beautiful) new house this evening and a really positive meeting about their future work with my company and myself ☕️ But this tweet isn’t about that. Turns out they have a Maine Coon, a breed of Cat I’ve never interacted with

Just found out that my biggest client of the past 10 years is on a world wide travel ban including ALL of their incorporated companies. They’ve been insanely quiet the past 3 months but it all now makes so much sense 🥲

3hrs into a 12 hour day with Clients. Have a 2 hour free window and there’s a Five Guys right next to where I’ve dropped them off 😎🍔🍟

Out of contract with Sky next month, currently have the whole package (TV & Broadband), have done for 6/7 years now. Have been thinking of leaving for a while, cost of living vs how much we actually use the TV part of it. Broadband has always been exceptionally reliable I must

Can 65 IQ Waze users stop reporting these as fuckin police Please and thank you

Out for a yearly meal with some of my Wife’s lovely family from the Nottingham area today. Guinness is going down well 🍺

Another 190 odd miles done with one of my clients in his magnificent L460 D350 Autobiography Range Rover, genuinely in love with this car 😍. Been down to London with him to purchase another unbelievable vehicle in its own right for his already incredible fleet, this one I’ll be

Absolute polar opposites in the car world for me today 😐 Talking with a Bentley Main Dealer, trying to get the best deal possible on my clients 2019 Continental Convertible First Edition he’s had a for nearly 6 years. Talking 6 figures and they are very pleasant to deal with,

243 miles in the D350 Range Rover today. 41.4mpg and a crazy 6hr round trip to Heathrow T5 (which is very good FYI). Very much falling in love with a car that isn’t even mine 😆

A lot of people can see past these photos, you’ll need a bin bag, pair of gloves and to give the car a good valet. But the power of bad photos advertising literally anything to put people off of the product at hand is staggering. Wouldn’t taken 10 minutes to make it look

Quality bit of parking that from the Astra GTC 😬😆

Just had word that my clients new VIP spec company car (that I’ll be using mainly) is ahead of schedule and due to be delivered tomorrow morning. I’ll need to be there to take delivery, confirm all is ok etc. Very excited as I’ll get to use it Friday properly 😜

Sneak peak of my clients new VIP Mercedes-Benz V300d that I am lucky enough to be driving for the foreseeable. Pictures are a bit naff as I’m trying to not get their property in the background for privacy reasons etc. 2024 model, very last of the old shape but has only done

We need a SIM card with unlimited data for the onboard WiFi in the new V-Class. Not sure if PAYG or Contract would be best? Never had to deal specifically with a data only SIM card, any suggestions on who’d be best for reliability and coverage in your experience?

3.20am leave, down to London Heathrow Airport to collect my clients in their newest purchase. What a lovely thing it is to drive, feels weird driving a Mercedes van based product that’s 4 wheel drive though, always had rear wheel drive myself. Won’t be complaining come January

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Totally random one but this will be genuinely helpful to me: What would you say is the ’average’ full time working week is in the UK 🇬🇧 currently? The last time I was on PAYE, well over 10 years ago it was about 37.5hrs I think 🤔 Looks as if it’s more like 40hrs per week now