Hearing a lot of “we won’t actually do a land invasion of Iran because that would be stupid and a lot of people would die” from people who are apparently unfamiliar with who Donald Trump is

dream blunt rotation

Damn they are really gonna cancel midterms aren't they

Get fucked Rolling Stone the propaganda is just blatant at this point

I have yelled out of a moving vehicle to tell a woman I liked her outfit lol

Inside me there are two girlies:

Walked to the neighborhood Italian spot with my love to bring home a pizza... now we're drinking a nice Barbera and having cannoli dip with chocolate wafers and smoking a blunt while we watch a movie with the windows open bc it's raining and cool now and feels nice 🥰

anyone know when the paralyzing anxiety of getting In Trouble goes away

"men are the providers" is crazy because most of us wouldn't be alive if our mothers didn't provide for us

Getting him to publicly apologize is the hardest thing on this list

The apt I've lived in for almost 2 years now is my first stable housing since I moved out of my parent's place and I never hung up any of my art collection. Sam and I are moving in together soon and he says hanging my art is a top priority as a reminder that I am safe and home

Thank fucking God we got one thing right

Every day is The Lottery on this app

Past me bought future me some sushi from fresh market and a weed/adaptogen/caffeine drink yesterday so I didn't have to do any real cooking and could relax today and I completely forgot until just now bc I have no object permanence lmaooo

Ms. Lauryn Hill in Saint Laurent for CR Fashion Book 📸: Gabriel Moses

I got the commemorative tickets to Shakey Knees bc I'm sentimental but i wish it was just standard