Free spirited bohemians: have you been to burning man? Austin: I'm wearing a polo shirt

Rules to survive in New York: • Never stop moving. If you're stationary you're an easier target • Don't look at anyone • If someone talks to you, do not respond • Keep your wallet and purse in front of you at all times • Keep all bags tight against your body bouncing slows

Aw man my 5G Beiner-Meidhopf Virus just kicked in 2 minutes early. Liars! Lia Bia Bria Brai Brains BRAINS BRAINSSSSS BRRRRRAIIIINNNNSSSSS

I call nonsense. When it goes through the drive-in wall at 88mph into 1885, there is no way that the car with a recorded stopping distance of 158' from 60 could've stopped that short.

Don't forget: · people dressed in plastic bags directing traffic · rats on the west side · bed bugs uptown · schmatta schmatta schmatta · Sha doobie

These Long Island Iced Teas are very strong. - Yes

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That's not a home run. Oh really? BP in AZ

Looks like you forgot to dip it in tea and burn the edges and write "ye olde warre plannes" on the top.

I'm researching wedding traditions and all I'm getting on Wikipedia is pictures of Paramore and Oasis.

We should start naming every hurricane in a season like Super Bowls so when it's at like Hurricane XXXVII by November people start asking why there's so many.

Every single thing about this picture checks out

Meh. Done here. I'm going to the other place. Maybe I'll come back.

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