Jess has been sleeping since 8:00 last night.. it's now 11:00am baby must be GROWING.

Came out to the girls playing the dice game #Farkle with their stuffed animals as players too, each of them taking turns. So cute!

Home Alone simply gets better and better every year. Especially being parents, holy crap.. humor is on a whole new level. It might just be the best Christmas movie of all time.

I just wanna know what Gaston's parents did to afford 4 dozen eggs every morning

Still as relevant as ever. #Chargers

I took this picture in the parking lot of a gas station with my Pixel 6 Pro, and then edited it in Google Photos, using my phone. How stupidly awesome is it that phones can do this now? Jess wants to hang this in our house, and I can't say I don't agree! 🤣

My beautiful wife, carrying our third blessing. The beauty of your pregnancy is only matched by the strength and grace you possess. Seeing you blossoming with life fills my heart with so much love and gratitude. I absolutely can not wait to meet our litt… instagr.am/p/Cn0Hpo-vvig/

Happy 33rd birthday to my stunning, hilarious, and always-with-a-child wife! That's right, always with a child... of genius ideas, gut-busting laughter, and boundless love. Today, we celebrate the woman who brought not only two mini-me's into this world … instagr.am/p/CokiyzCPweo/

Deek hopes my jobberknoll finds my nab-sack nice and cozy #HogwartsLegacy

Can we start charger-shaming companies that don't include chargers with their products, only USB cables? Tag the violators.

Baby Boy is officially HERE! Mom and baby are both happy and healthy. Little man is so chill and so cuddly, and fun fact; he has strawberry blonde hair! I'm now a dad to 3 wonderfully beautiful children. I am so beyond grateful for our many blessings. … instagr.am/p/CpgFetVv4rU/

Spring has sprung and so has the chaos in my house! My wife's already planning her gardening projects, my oldest is organizing a lemonade stand, the middle one is practicing her cartwheels, and the youngest doesn't love to sleep through the night. Looks … instagr.am/p/CrMnWOZvt6v/

Dear Past Self, I know you're not ready for love or commitment right now, but this one is different. That beautiful woman in front of you, she's about to bring an overabundance of joy and happiness into your life in a way that you could never imagine. … instagr.am/p/Cr8qYxtL9TN/

*laying down on my back on the floor, stretching, probably unknowingly grunting* *My 3 year old leans over to my 4 year old* Paige; "Micah, daddy is hurting himself." Jess starts laughing, I start laughing... I've never felt so old in my life! 🤣

To those that have given up coffee; has your life improved at all? What's it like being sad all the time?

My girls (aged 5&3) called me for the first time, on their own, to let me know they wanted to watch Monday Night Football with me. I have God's favor! #LFG #MNF

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Can't wait until Friday to experience PDD again... (Post Dexter Depression)