I wonder if he signed the divorce papers like this

This cup’s Larissa Riquelme

I guess this position is still open?

Hey, quit trying to shoot down those UFOs. They’re just trying to pick up Spencer Cronk and take him home.

The Texas A&M Fightin’ Danny Goebs

Very disappointing!

So how many days does it take for him to dye his hair and beard?

Are they going to do a story about every business being forced to move? “Beloved Austin based gentlemen’s club Chicas Bonitas is being forced to move by the I-35 expansion.”

That shot of everyone in the room once it opened up for questions after the city of Austin’s apology…folks were NOT happy about the Acevedo questions.

Dude do not start with this. We don’t need this during SXSW.

This is gonna be the “why are you following her on Instagram?” version of the Avengers

They must be seeing the no vote sentiment on Reddit