Everyone sings along to I Write Sins on the house speakers.

I’ve sat in this bar long enough for the radio station to play two different fall out boy songs off from under the cork tree.

Also, 98% of the time I’d rather go to the bar alone. I like the silence of slowly drinking and the meditative state of playing pool alone. Who knows, maybe I’m reading a book (probably not tho).

Because they are making the rounds on the internet again and everyone is having fall festive parties, I want it to be known that I have absolutely no interest or desire to ever drink any variation of a “butter beer”.

*silent car ride with 6 year old daughter* “Don’t worry dad, I know” Me: You know what? “That the penis and balls are the same thing. So don’t worry.” Me: I’m genuinely more worried than I was 10 seconds ago.

Swiss cheese needs to go to jail.

I need two of your friends that play guitar to get ahold of me.

It’s a good thing I have actual responsibilities now because I’ve still be on a journey to buy one of these.

Dawg, I’m not your Snapchat friend. I’ve tried, I hate it.

Man, I’m so proud of myself for this video. Movies and video was my first love before music and I haven’t flexed that muscle for real before and it felt really good. I just wanna keep doing it. I can’t thank everyone enough. youtu.be/05T1LXxIfQc?si…

If anyone is looking and missing that old 90s to 2000s alt rock/nu metal sound, Please give DROWNER a listen. Very underground but these guys deserve way more popularity. Their sound is fresh but nostalgic. Thanks.

Sleeptoken but it’s Tim Curry on vocals.

This is a deep cut but, I feel like Avril Lavigne watched the two music videos on the Spider-Man dvd bonus features and was like “I could go either way on this one”