it’s 2009 you’re playing Reptilia on guitar hero you have never seen an AI generated video

I’m a haiku the way I’m a 5’7 five

Never been more jealous of The Dodgers in my life

If I did this you think my dad would finally respect me??

F2

Used to be ads for like Wingstop on here

realistically, we can't ALL be Gym Leaders and E4 members if we were in the Pokémon world some of you are just going to have to stand in the middle of a route and slowly spin

Got a standing ovation in the group chat

Tomorrow is about labor. We’re not celebrating the USA. We’re celebrating a day off.

Is this some kind of sick joke

Anyway Giants anime night should be Evangelion if they weren’t cowards

Happy 4th of July

Thinking of all the people who don’t realize this is the last morning where they still have all their fingers

Because we need each other, we believe in one another #oasislive25

The joy I feel when the barista gets my name right but not my roommate’s

I was reading about period cramps and got so mad that I smashed my desk and my matcha spilled all over my speaker that was playing clairo😭💔

There is no Epstein list

Me too man

Doing standup just so I can show off my vintage 49ers crewneck and Japanese denim jeans