Breaking News: We have just discovered who started and spread the corona virus....

There’s only one man we can trust to fairly moderate the final Presidential Debate...

How the Trump rally protests started vine.co/v/e7n9qh3tr13

It's Friday baby yeah!!!

That's not your mother, that's a man baby! #happymothersday

When teachers expect us to do work this close to summer

Riding into summer like

Only one week until Summer baby yeah!

It's the weekend baby yeah!!!

Shark Week would be so much better if the sharks had laser beams attached to their frickin' heads. #SharkWeek

It's the weekend baby yeah!!!

Retweet if you'd rather have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads instead of fireworks.

Dr. Evil is too real

It's Friday baby yeah!!

A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No?

So they're making Shrek 5 but not Austin Powers 4? Throw me a frickin bone here!!!

Retweet if Mini Me and I would make better presidents than Trump or Hillary.

When Trump wins... #ElectionNight

Donald Trump right now #ElectionNight

RIP Verne Troyer. Thank you for all the laughs.