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Jack Gohlke Stan Account

@austin_mcbrown

The biggest hater of @cookout until they come to Louisville

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calendar_today10-05-2017 23:25:15

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Tom Brady once said he treated preseason and regular season games like the Super Bowl so that when he got to the Super Bowl it was just another game. All of this to say Myles Turner is treating every game like it’s Game 7 of the NBA Finals.

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If I had a nickel for every washed franchise cornerstone I’ve watched sign with a division rival in the last eight months, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but funny that it’s happened twice

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$35 for a tank of gas because a pedophile with a bad spray tan thinks bombing Iran into submission will distract everyone from the fact he’s a pedophile

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John Calipari has the internet who supposedly never forgets anything acting like he coached exactly five games between 2019 and 2024

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Bruiser Flint is the coaching equivalent of bench players talking like starters He did exactly two good things for Kentucky: 1. Leave 2. Be the opposing coach of the team that gave us win number 2,000

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If you pull for a school in football and then pull for Duke in basketball you are bottom of the barrel, scum of the sports world The absolute worst, no clue how you sleep