mary: you booked a room right joseph (playing on wooden xbox): yeah totally

Ah yes still awake at 2.15 very good very useful

Madness to think I celebrated over a decade of Christmases before Wham’s Last Christmas even existed

Male Loneliness Epidemic? Everyone Too Busy Cleaning up After Dinner to Hang out With Man in Living Room: ow.ly/4PoY50XIP67

One of these is a person. One of these is a supermarket trolley. If you need to get past a shopping trolley, you can indeed lay hands on it to move it out of the way. If you need to get past a person in a wheelchair or any other mobility aid - KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOUR DAMN SELF

The internet abounds with insults about this haunted orange saddlebag but this is surely one of the greatest

Depends. Any doctor will tell you that if these are a woman's hands, then it's psychosomatic and she just needs some rest

Is there vinegar in mayo? I feel like it would taste better if it were just extra thick whipping cream

Found a George Cross in my tomato. Do I have to climb a lamppost now?

I don’t think he’ll go for the United States of Trump. Trumplandia, perhaps. Or maybe the United Donalds of Trump, that’s zingy

I saw a video and I think it’s AI and I spotted it myself so big day for me

Laurence Fox is trending again, time to dust this off

I’m looking at things online and I can only hear this in a Brad Pitt Se7en voice

God love them: but when you’re on the phone to your parents and you lose signal for a second

Rewatching Die Hard. If bad guys can just go into a building, get into the computer system and take control of everything in seconds, why do we need to go on a three day training course every time there’s a new type of software?

Hey man we’re making the Yuletide gay later if you wanna pull up