This dude is a 💎

The dude running the game clock right now 😒 #patriotsfootball #billsfootball

Who snuck in my house?

Frank & Beans

Back to #somerville obviously

I have absolutely no fucking words

I have a cat

Go right back to bed

The stuff on the shelves is now on the floor

You’re over a decade too late with payment

Funny you should ask

Refinish the floors, Matt. Yikes

Why are you in my apartment, Matt?

He can name me

Shout out to all my eighties ladies that dreaded #Christmas because our Moms would dress us up looking like Jon Benet Ramsey 😩

I’ll attend Nieces’ 15th Birthday parties-absolutely no one else’s. Yet, I’ll watch the lady who has the mobile doggy daycare in a school bus give cheese chunks to all the dogs because it’s one of their birthdays & tear up when I read that the dog, in fact, is 15 years old #GenX

Two ribeyes

CVS just sent me a reminder text that I need to pick up my meds and my first thought was: “Who the hell is texting me this late?” It’s 6:30pm 😩 #GenX #somerville #winter #itsdarkoutside