Used to see Jimmy Savile at the Flying Pizza on Street Lane, Roundhay. Always in good spirits. RIP

I said "Waiter! Waiter there's a cheeto in my soup" and he said "that's not a cheeto my friend thats a convicted felon and he's in the oval office"

I went on a date last night with a smoking hot creamy lahtina chick and I wore this Covenant Tee. Once she sat down she laid eyes on my shirt and asked what it was. Before I could finish explaining, she said she had to go to the bathroom and I haven’t seen her since

The bob has changed her #REMin4k

Oomfinite Jest

Kier Starmer please put in a G4S camp, I'm white English and its the only way i'll learn

Don't ever say that about Super Mario again!!!

gigi dog diva down

Ashli Babbitt labubu

More like Snorederlands Poo lol

There's a story here

Hey man, any follow up on this?

getting on gear to do Ring Fit speedruns

patient zero arriving right on time

It's over for Trump once we get that Mueller report

Donald Trump found in the oval office, he was declared morbidly obese at the scene

When I see Keir Starmer at the Labour Party Conference

I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy